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]]> http://chunkypam.com/10/pampered.html/feed 1 MERRY XXXLMAS http://chunkypam.com/7/merry-xxxlmas.html http://chunkypam.com/7/merry-xxxlmas.html#comments Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:06:13 +0000 Celeb Pimp http://chunkypam.com/?p=7 THE HOTTEST HOSTEST WITH THE MOSTEST HOSTEST CUP CAKES YES
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
I’M GIGANTA BIGGER THAN SANTA
SING THE ANTHEM
FROM ALASKA TO ATLANTA
HOW THEY LOVE THE LOVE HANDLES OF
CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM

I been dreaming of a white Christmas, A Tight Christmas
Pamalicious chicken bling glistnin
The Ice Princess
I got Dreams of Delicious dishes
With all the finest fixings
Saint Nicholas’ mistress
Spitting my wish list
gimme

Chicken breasts, baby back ribs, roast beef and brisket
Buffalo wings, ring dings, twizzlers and biscuits
Jumbo Shrimp and turkey
parents crib in jersey
beneath the missile toe I prefer my kisses Hershey

Serve me that Kit kat
Before I gift-wrap
a bitchslap
I don’t count carbs, I’m counting green backs
His face lit up like Rudolph
When I took my sweat suit off
I sat on santa’s lap, they call me nut cracker sweet booty

The Figgy pudding grinch is stacked and she ain’t takin sh###
You twiggy bitches piggy back shake off like bacon bits
Pimpin since Tiny Tim
wore Tiny Timberlands
My dinner spins on platinum plates their made of shiny rims

Feast your eyes I’m bringing sexy back with Christmas cheer
You anorexics all can eat me at this time of year

Pop more cris than cringle
Pop more chips than Pringles
Tiss the season when I trim the tree with hit singles

PAM DECKS THE HALLS LIKE A MAD JOHN OATS
THE MANEATER DRINKIN EGGNOG IN MY WHITE MINK COAT
CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM

ROCK THE BELLS OFF YR TOBOGGEN KNOCK THE STUFFING OUT YR STOCKING
WHILE YOU’RE DROOLING BY THE YUELOG
EVERYBODY NOD YOUR NOGGINS TO

CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM

]]> http://chunkypam.com/7/merry-xxxlmas.html/feed 2 LYRIXXXS TO DIRRTY JERZY http://chunkypam.com/3/lyrixxxs-to-dirrty-jerzy.html http://chunkypam.com/3/lyrixxxs-to-dirrty-jerzy.html#comments Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:45:03 +0000 Celeb Pimp http://chunkypam.com/?p=3 JERZY! STAND UP!
We’ve been disrespected for way too long
They say we’re the arm pit of this country
But we’re the Brad Pitt of this country
Listen to Pamgelina…….check it out
C’mon C’mon C’mon
C’mon C’mon C’mon
Uh Uh Uh Uh
This is the Garden State but I ain’t that scrub from scrubs
The chubby wonder thunder thighs makin it rain when they rub
Come and show me some love, strip mallin’ to the strip club
Phattest Mall Rat that’s All That and a big bagga Funyuns
I was-n’t born to run
I was born to be flossin’
Beat boxing at Seaside while eating sweet sausage
The King’s are from Queens but the Queen’s from Secaucus
I fired Springsteen now you can call me the BOSS coz
I swerve down the Turnpike, flippin yall the birdie
When I’m thirsty the jerkoffs from Clerks serve me Slurpees
Call me Curvy Fergie N.J.’s favorite daughter
Rip clothes and Zip Codes
With no eating disorders
Stick a fork in New Yorkas
California is corny
Midwest is depressing
The South don’t make my mouth water like….
JERZY JERZY
It’s a hell of a state
Greazy spoon in my mouth
Got the whole world on a plate in
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY,
JERZY JERZY
Heavy Meadow Soprano yo
The blacktops of Paterson to the Jackson Whites of Ramapo
Of
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY,
Sittin in my Cadallac
Listenin to Fleetwood Mac
Mayor Mc Cheese the Big Mac Attack of Hackensack
The fleshy Joe Pesci, Atlantic City Black Jack
My Way Sinatra, Gotta crew they call the Phat Pack
Freestyle with Bon Jovi,, at the Stone Pony
Played Shoop, our new super group called SALT N’ PEPPARONI
Rollin thru Hoboken, smoking a stogey with Tony
I’m shinin like a neon sign on a Diner, homie
Sold out the Meadowlands
Iced out like the Jerzy Devils man
I got more mental fans than metal bands with Pentagrams
I’m eating Entenmanns mackin in my Mac Mansion man
Slow dancin’ with the Toxic Avenger to My Chemical Romance
They call me Jason Kidd,
Chin and tits a triple double
Stock the fridge or yr in trouble
Don’t Piss off Miss Bridge n’ Tunnel
JERZY JERZY
It’s a hell of a place
Raw like the Jersey Shore washed up with mad toxic waste
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY,
JERZY JERZY
Well there’s nobody better
Naughty By Nature makin paper
Like I was the Star Ledger
In
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY
Been with Guidos from Clifton
Preppies from Princeton
Rich kids from Ridgewood
Real hoods from Linden
They court me in Fort Lee
They rock me in Moonockie
They like their shortys portly
Plus sized busts and stocky
Big bonin in Bayonne
In parking lots after dark
Park Ridge, Glen Ridge
Englewood Cliffs and Cliffside Park
I’m mamouth in Monmouth
Tom’s River and Montclair
The goomah of Dumont
Ew god they love me there
Players of Passaic
I drive’m all bananas
goo goo g’joob I am the Wallnuts
Paully Paramus
I do work in Newark
Their Camden fantasy
They like to keep the lights off
When they Wykoff to me
Sweet talking in Weehawken
Kissin in Parsipanny
Representin Trenton
From now until infinity
JERZY JERZY
With my man Uncle Floyd
I wish they all could be Jerzy Boys
In DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY
JERZY JERZY
Bow down to the Queen
Sippin a chalice in my palace off a route 17
DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY

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